ST. ANSELM--In a bombshell report, sources have revealed that key members of the White Team have been drinking beer on game days, usually in the locker room just before tip-off.
This would explain the recent collapse the White Team has endured, after going up big in games against Blue, only to lose in heartbreaking fashion.
"It's been a tradition," said one source. "They don't seem to think it was a big deal."
No White Team members responded to calls for comment, though one player was intercepted on his way to the Dean's Office and responded under the condition of anonymity.
"No one was complaining when were were up a game in the standings," he said. "I'm only one and I only had one beer."
2 comments:
I figured it was obvious since the entire court stanks of alcohol as they sweat it out.
it is kind of mixed with a fried chicken smell.
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